The Mutants

A.k.a. The Daleks. They landed and checked the radiation levels, then once they turned away the radiation meter shot up to danger levels. The Doctor is having quite a lot of trouble controlling the TARDIS. My guess is it was running on fumes when he stole it, about as obsolete as a colour Gameboy, and by this point it's more like an Atari 2600. Eventually he learns how to upgrade it and get it working like an N64, but it'll never be an Xbox Kinect.

D'aww, the Doctor wants Barbara to talk to Susan because the age difference between him and Susan is so great. Uh oh, radiation poisoning. Barbara's suddenly got a headache. I betcha it's radiation poisoning. So there's this machine that generates food cubes that taste like whatever you want, based on the code you put in (out of a booklet sitting on top of the machine, honestly).

No no, children, it is very important that you see the city. What?? NO! You have to learn about the Daleks! Hm, the Doctor just took out then put back in some sort of crystal thing. Did he sabotage it so they wouldn't have to leave? What a sly old dog. Woah, much more to the console room here. A glass chamber, a telephone, OH DOCTOR. He is a sly old dog. He did sabotage it. He needs to refill some thingy with mercury so they have to go to the city. Bastard.

There's our first Dalek! Huzzah! Well, just the plunger, actually.

There they are. Their voices sound like the voices of older men. They shot Ian just to temporarily paralyze his legs, even though he tried to run away. They must get meaner over time.

Susan's terrified, impotent sobbing is really starting to piss me off. She is so weak I can't even handle it. Close the doors, Susan! Stopping wobbling around like an idiot and get something done for Christ's sake! Huh, from the inside the TARDIS doors look like the rest of the walls.

I'd just like to say, having all of the episodes downloading straight to my computer is incredibly convenient.

Woah, Ian is pretending to be a Dalek. They took a Dalek out of his suit and put Ian in it. Ew, the Dalek is crawling out from under the cloak. It's all slimy and Daleky. Uh oh, Ian is stuck in the Dalek suit and they've figured out their ruse!

Hm, the Daleks have very low ceilings. Figures, I guess. Wow, this is so not the Doctor we know. No sense jeopardizing our own lives for things that aren't any of our business? What kind of philosophy is that? Jump in head first and solve everybody's problems no matter the danger!