Monday, June 20, 2011

An Unearthly Child

Seriously, I'm going in order now. Hee hee, every time they say "Doctor who?" it's funny. It never ever gets old. I've learned that the chameleon circuit had only just broken when we first meet him. They show up in the past and the Doctor and Susan go "Oh shit, it's still a police box". Aw, Susan is so upset that something has happened to the Doctor. She must be awfully devastated when he just fucking leaves later on.

This looks like that Carry On film with Helen Mirren. Cavemen, what silliness. These old episodes will probably be quite a trial. Holy god! That caveman just picked One right up! Carried him on his shoulder! Oh, they think since he was smoking a pipe he has fire inside him. They are desperate to make fire. Poor buggers, haven't thought of the scientific process yet. Wow, these people are really political. Woah, go Susan! She is screaming her head off, man.

I was going to say that I expect these old episodes might be a bit of a trial (though not as bad as Trial of an Audience if Nixon is to be believed), but this is pretty exciting actually. I mean sort of. I haven't decided what to do about the reconstructions yet, though.

Honestly, Susan, enough with the screaming. Yes it's a scary pig thing that's been killed recently. One or two shrieks of terror are enough. Hmm, the Doctor seems to have learned his "leave nobody behind" mentality from Susan and Barbara. Because right now he's like "What? Let them die! We're out of here." And he just called the caveman a savage. People are accusing him of acting as if everyone and everything is beneath him. He really is an arrogant teenager, isn't he? Wow, the Doctor is fucking evil! He was about to beat that guy to death! Gallifrey must have fucked him up.

Well, in the end they made fire and ran away, essentially. Kind of stupid, really. Not terribly clever. Oh well. It's over.

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